bennycreampuff:

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

My mum had a very easy way to deal with us falling. “Oops! Fell down. Okay? Good! Back up, then!” And we’d be on our way, no worse for wear.

(Source: kaliskadyami, via theboy-whowaited)

raspomme:

Papercut art by ユリ

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http://bettydays.tumblr.com/post/92624689057/i-just-woke-up-from-a-dream-about-sam-winchester

bettydays:

I just woke up from a dream about Sam Winchester where he had a pet moose named Stampy, but Stampy wasn’t a normal moose, he had a genetic defect that made him not grow very big so he was the size of a pony (My Little Moosey) and his antlers didn’t grow very big either.

Anyway Stampy slept in…

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